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queen-of-beans:

Loser ass nerd.

crimewave420:

Blockin out the haters part 2 (ft. cophate's remix)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

That’s very wrong. You get morning wood because when you sleep your body is repairing/building muscle by releasing testosterone. Coincidentally, the way you get a boner is by testosterone being released, and since your body isn’t very picky about what chemicals do to you, you get sleep erections.
In fact while you sleep your digestive system slows almost to a halt, so your kidneys would have nothing to process anyway. Your bladder may fill during the night, albeit very very slowly.
It’s a mystery why some women seem to succumb to the same sort of sleep arousal. Or at least it’s a mystery to me.

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

That’s very wrong. You get morning wood because when you sleep your body is repairing/building muscle by releasing testosterone. Coincidentally, the way you get a boner is by testosterone being released, and since your body isn’t very picky about what chemicals do to you, you get sleep erections.

In fact while you sleep your digestive system slows almost to a halt, so your kidneys would have nothing to process anyway. Your bladder may fill during the night, albeit very very slowly.

It’s a mystery why some women seem to succumb to the same sort of sleep arousal. Or at least it’s a mystery to me.

(Source: iraffiruse)

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

Oh wow is this keyboard for sale anywhere? I want it so bad

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

Oh wow is this keyboard for sale anywhere? I want it so bad

maybe the real slim shady was the friends we made along the way

(Source: tommilein-schatzi)

crimewave420:

I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh

Bruh wearin an arizona flag though. Always rep the deathshine state.

GIVEAWAY

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

To celebrate absolutely nothing I will order one random user a pizza this isn’t a joke I will legitimately do this.
You don’t have to be following me but hey that’d be nice.
Likes don’t count.
Ends 7/30

8 days left!

dude…….. all i ever wanted was someone I don’t know to order me a pizza………………………………………………….shit

Tags:
aspirations

caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

captainbritish:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

THIS DID NOT GO WHERE I EXPECTED AHAHHAHA

If this is what happens when you die, this is like better than heaven.

Tags:
the shame
pypyro:


Cool guys don’t look at explosions. B)

IS THAT A BORDERLANDS REFERENCE
LET ME LOVE YOU IF IT IS
I LOVE U ANYWAY THANK U BAB

Borderlands was a collection of memes, this was some shit The Lonely Island did that got popular on youtube, I think it was on SNL.

pypyro:

Cool guys don’t look at explosions. B)

IS THAT A BORDERLANDS REFERENCE

LET ME LOVE YOU IF IT IS

I LOVE U ANYWAY THANK U BAB

Borderlands was a collection of memes, this was some shit The Lonely Island did that got popular on youtube, I think it was on SNL.